I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!
Green On The Greens Gifts
Looking for a gift for a golf enthusiast? Our collection dedicated to 'green on the greens' features playful and creative items that capture the joy of the game. Whether they love teeing off or admiring the lush fairways, these thoughtful and humorous products make any golf lover smile. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, surprise your favorite golfer with something that celebrates their passion for the sport and the beautiful greens they adore.
As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'
St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit
Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.
Global Warming.
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"
'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'
Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...
Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.
Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!
"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."
'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'
"He was a real fan of recycling."
"It's a sign!"
King of the Swingers.
'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'
'We're going completely green.'
The Global War Against Global Warming
Santa Goes Hybrid.
'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'
'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'
"Fore!"
'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'
"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."
Golf cheerleaders.
Clean the world.
"I'm afraid you've got subsidence."
"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."
"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"
"I'd best turn it round off the window."
''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'
"You had me at plant based diet..."
Green On The Greens Gifts Collection
Green On The Greens Mugs
Discover our full collection of 'green on the greens' mugs and find the perfect gift for the golf lover in your life.
Green On The Greens Pillows
Upgrade their home with our 'green on the greens' pillows—fun, cozy, and perfect for golf fans.
Green On The Greens Prints
Add some golf-themed charm to your décor with our 'green on the greens' prints, capturing the beauty and humor of the game.
Green On The Greens T-Shirts
Explore our range of 'green on the greens' t-shirts to showcase your golf passion in style and comfort.