Greens Enthusiast Gifts

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Climate change skeptics.

'Green Peace'

Free Range Golfers

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

Neurotics in the tropics

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Global warming

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'