Greens Enthusiast Gifts

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate change skeptics.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Free Range Golfers

'Green Peace'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Neurotics in the tropics

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Climate Summit

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Global warming

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"