Love In Greens Gifts

"You had me at plant based diet..."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Where's my horse?'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Growing Love

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

King of the Swingers.

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Garden centre shopper please by 'Satchmo' gnome

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

"Fore!"

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

The Joy of Greens.

Sowing love

'She's a vegetarian.'

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

Try our special Get you Gnome service

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Fishing garden gnome'

'The usual ... tea and greens?'