Comedian On The Greens Gifts

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You have a good lie."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

The natural selection process in golf.

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

igloo smoking zone...

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Recycled humor.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Tofurkey.

"This material is 80% recycled."

Dairy. You're called "ruminants" because you chew your cud --- It's not an excuse to overthink everything.