Comedian On The Greens Gifts

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"You have a good lie."

Paper Bath Towels.

The natural selection process in golf.

Will work for manure.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

igloo smoking zone...

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.