Greens Fan T-Shirts

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Climate Summit

'Green Peace'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Climate change skeptics.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Free Range Golfers

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Global warming