Greens Aficionado T-Shirts

'The usual ... tea and greens?'

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Free Range Golfers

Climate change skeptics.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Green Peace'

Bonsai Exhibit

Neurotics in the tropics

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Global warming

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.