Noise On The Greens Mugs

Golf cheerleaders.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

King of the Swingers.

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

"You had me at plant based diet..."

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

'An olive please. I need the greens.'

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'Anyway. It's been nice, but I can't stand here chatting all day.'

'The usual ... tea and greens?'

'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"

I'd rather be in Augusta.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'