Sprint King Gifts

Linford Christie

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Homo Gamus

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Man running

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

The Royal Wii

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'