Swing King Gifts

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Olde Time Dance Society

Golfer hitting a die.

Tiger Woods

'So did she mind you coming out today, or not?'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

It can be taken up at any age....

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

For sale - Used only Once.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

King Pin

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.