Splash King Gifts

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Frog in the puddles.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

'Steroids.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Artist Misses the Point

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Linford Christie

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Is it labor day already?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."