Streaming King Gifts

Counting ribs

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

The First Fire Stick

TV-Man

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Zoom Christmas

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"You are still here."

The Unhappy King

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

A woman watches football on her computer.

The Royal Wii

"How was prom?"