Tv King Gifts

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

Counting ribs

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Jack Gleeson

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Yours is adjustable?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Guess what? I won again.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

Succession 2

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

The Royal Wii