Tv Shopper Gifts

Products offered on TV but not sold in stores.

'You have the honor of being the first person to go bankrupt from buying too many of those $19.95 offers on TV.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'She's so put together!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Tree house.

TV-Man

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Och lye the news'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"Everything's gone up."

Solar Panel

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.