Tv Buyer Gifts

'Ah, I see you've taken an interest in our blood plasma TV.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Your ad here!

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Come die with me.'

Remote control wars.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Reserved Parking

Sick person curled up at home

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

News Reporters.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'