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'Ah, I see you've taken an interest in our blood plasma TV.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

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God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

News Reporters.

Sick person curled up at home

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'