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"It cost $699. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous."

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

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'$3000 for a digital hi-def T.V., and there's still nothing on!'

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TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I think it's high definition, is too high."

"Our new TV has a universal remote control."

"He cared more about insuring this than his wife's jewelry."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

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'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Does it come with magnets?"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'In hindsight, maybe I should have went with the wide-screen TV.'

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."