Computer Shopper Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

'She's so put together!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

I e-bay t-shirt.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"It looked different on the internet."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Just look'in'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"