Computer Shopper Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

'She's so put together!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Essex computer.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

I e-bay t-shirt.

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"It looked different on the internet."

'Just look'in'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

You Shouldn't Have

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"