Spectacle Shopper Gifts

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Hugh fans!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Chess on TV

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Matador.

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Budget Opticians.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Alien Optician.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'