Spectacle Wearer Gifts

Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Don King's morning hair.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

'I said it's a good thing my spectacles were washed overboard!'

'Heads.'

'My god Brenda, you look absolutely ravishing when I take off my spectacles.'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

"I AM AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'