Spectacle Spectator Gifts

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

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"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

G7 Summit Concern

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'