Public Spectacle Enjoyer Gifts

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Dolphin tricks.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Linesman of the North.

The Kink and I

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Just a signature and my alimony check."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."

optician

In case of emergency, break glass.

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Extreme Sound Engineering

Man on stilts in public toilet.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'