Public Spectacle Enjoyer T-Shirts

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Dolphin tricks.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Linesman of the North.

The Kink and I

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Just a signature and my alimony check."

'And these are by the street artist known only as 'Brent Council'.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."

Man on stilts in public toilet.

optician

In case of emergency, break glass.

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Extreme Sound Engineering

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"