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Extreme Sound Engineering

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Dolphin tricks.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Older and wiser

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Musical Accidents

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

The Kink and I

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

Man with two pairs of glasses.