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'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Newspaper suicide.

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"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

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The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Trappist talk show.

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"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Hey! This is news."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Silly News.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"News anchors' spring fashion show"