Surreal Spectacle Lover T-Shirts

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Look! No hands!"

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Trappist talk show.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Sheep Escalator

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

The Kink and I

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

optician

In case of emergency, break glass.

Extreme Sound Engineering

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."