Surreal Spectacle Lover T-Shirts

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Look! No hands!"

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Trappist talk show.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Sheep Escalator

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

The Kink and I

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

Magritte realising he's going bald.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

optician

In case of emergency, break glass.

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."