Unexpected Spectacle Enjoyer T-Shirts

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Dolphin tricks.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

The Kink and I

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Genie in a trash can.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

Man on stilts in public toilet.

optician

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."

Extreme Sound Engineering

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.