Unexpected Spectacle Enjoyer Gifts

Lion tamer feeding birds.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Dolphin tricks.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

The Kink and I

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Genie in a trash can.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

optician

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Man on stilts in public toilet.

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Extreme Sound Engineering

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'