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Dolphin tricks.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Conservation Area

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Romantic Tree Carving

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Hotel Room

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"

Cleaning up after a statue.

The Kink and I

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'You're early!...'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'