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Dolphin tricks.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Polar bear bowling alley

Conservation Area

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Romantic Tree Carving

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Hotel Room

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"

Cleaning up after a statue.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Kink and I

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'You're early!...'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem 'Trees'.