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Cleaning up after a statue.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Conservation Area

Rodin's Browser

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Romantic Tree Carving

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Thinker and the Doer.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Snow Bridge.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Rating the Sunset

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.