Outdoor Sculpture Admirer Mugs

Cleaning up after a statue.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Conservation Area

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

George Papandreou.

Romantic Tree Carving

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Well, it's about time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Rating the Sunset

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Snow Bridge.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.