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A convenient attack of swine flu...

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

G7 Summit Concern

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.