Spectacle Wearers Gifts

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

Hell's Comedy Club

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."