Spectacle Wearer Pillows

Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

'I said it's a good thing my spectacles were washed overboard!'

'Heads.'

'My god Brenda, you look absolutely ravishing when I take off my spectacles.'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

"I AM AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trappist talk show.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Chess on TV

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'