Channel King Gifts

"There's the remote!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Counting ribs

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Homo Gamus

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

The Unhappy King

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Man running

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

The Royal Wii

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'