Channel King Pillows

"There's the remote!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Counting ribs

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Homo Gamus

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

The Unhappy King

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The Royal Wii

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Man running

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'