Canvas King Gifts

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Just call me Picasso!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Artist painting a cat.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Painter's Duel.

How Art Works.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Artistic Licence.

"Stop staring"

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"There's the remote!"