Canvas Warrior Gifts

Creative Differences.

Artist's methods of guarding his paintings

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Just call me Picasso!

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Artists of the wild west.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Wallpapering with Nails

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

How Art Works.

"Stop staring"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Artist painting a cat.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Painter's Duel.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."