Canvas Conqueror Gifts

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

'Now the only limits are the imagination!'

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"My art is bigger than life."

"Studies show that people who allow art into their lives can substantially reduce their dependency on selective seretonin reuptake inhibitors."

"I know what I want to convey...but I can never seem to express it on canvas!"

Artist Has Arrow Thrown At Target Painting.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'The mARTyr'

Just call me Picasso!

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"Stop staring"

'How much longer.'

Painter's Duel.

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

'It's a twenty-food by eight-foot white canvas with a dot in the middle. I call my masterpiece 'Dot'.'

Abstract painter

Artist

'My right brain isn't working.'

Marty's blank canvas nightmare returned once again.

Encouraging, Very!

Man trying to paint a landscape reading 'art guidelines'.

Loading Painting

"I ran out of space."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Second lifeReal life.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."