Cardboard Conqueror Gifts

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Just call me Picasso!

The trim reaper

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Have a good weekend!"

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

World's cheapest car

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"Stop staring"

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"How was your day?"

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Painter's Duel.

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."