Chalkboard Conqueror Gifts

'E=ma2. E=mb2...'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Just call me Picasso!

Second lifeReal life.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm