Chalkboard Conqueror Pillows

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Second lifeReal life.

Just call me Picasso!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'My right brain isn't working.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'The mARTyr'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'