Canvas Queen Gifts

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

I love embroidery

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

Sew on a sequin!

Curtsey

Crotchet

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Artistic license.

Artist painting a cat.

Painter's Duel.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Stop staring"

How Art Works.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

The painting Painter

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist Painting Modern Art.