Canvas Queen Gifts

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

I love embroidery

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

Sew on a sequin!

Curtsey

Crotchet

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Artist painting a cat.

How Art Works.

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The painting Painter

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Henri Matisse

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'