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"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

Counting ribs

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

The Unhappy King

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Succession 2

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

The Birth of a Lawsuit