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Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."