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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Sugar Fix.

My Countree

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Networking

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

Donald Trump/Elon Musk