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You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

Wanna talk about it?

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

What is possible...

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

"I have to take three a day - they curb my appetite for gobbling up companies."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

We thought we'd put in the details later!

". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after."

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

'Mr. Farnsworth will text you now.'