The Skeptical Tycoon T-Shirts

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Stock market investment advice

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'He's precocious.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

Sugar Fix.

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'