Telecom Executive T-Shirts

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

Networking

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

TV Situations vacant.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'It's engaged.'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Note to viewers: We've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."