Tech Executive T-Shirts

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"And now for the business news, joining me live is tech giant, Googulooga Thump Thump."

European Union versus Big Tech

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Mark Zuckerberg

"We've merged with google."

Steve Jobs

OpenAI chaos

Meta losses

Swedish Meta Balls.

Artificial Intelligence

"Fire is going to be the new content."

Charges Against Humanity

No Pay No Poach

I Like That You Don't Like Me

On Trump's Travel Ban, There Are No Good Guys

On Trump's Travel Ban, There Are No Good Guys

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."