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"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Butterfly Woman

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

The Ascent of Woman

"What was I thinking?!"

Go! Means NOW!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'